My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker! - Chapter 2446

2446 It’s All Written Here!

You Fa was completely stunned. His face was incredibly pale, and he kept shouting, “I, I don’t know you. What are you saying!”

“Stop pretending!” The little stoic took out several sheets of paper akin to wanted posters from her sleeve. She pulled out one and shook it in front of You Batian. She read aloud, “You Fa! Male! 26 years old! Level-three wood-type spiritual cultivator! You Batian’s second son! You Hui’s younger brother, You Tuo’s second brother!”

Everyone: …

Goodness gracious, this truly did have the fine print appended to wanted posters!

Yet why did it feel so hilarious?

“You’re still trying to lie to Qiaoqiao! It’s all written here!!” You still don’t want to admit it? Just because you’re an idiot you think the whole world is filled with idiots?

The little lady kicked You Fa’s abdomen angrily. “Speak! Where is You Batian that geezer hiding? If you fess up, I’ll spare your measly life!”

You Fa suddenly had the urge to cry.

What kind of shitty romantic luck did he have today!?

How did he run into such an ancestor?

If he had known, he wouldn’t have shown off and run over to take liberties with Miss Meng.

Look at the awkward situation he was in right now.

He felt bitter and pitiful no matter how he looked at it.

“Th-This great aunt! Little great aunt! Please, please listen to me, to me talk!”

“Talk!”

You Fa shrunk back nonstop with a bitter expression. “That, my dad, ah! Ever since I came to the Divine Province, I truly haven’t seen him again! M-Miss, every injustice has its perpetrator and every debt its debtor! If you have any enmity, you must seek out my dad and not me! I am innocent! Great aunt!”

Everyone: …

Qiao Mu looked at him apathetically. “Keeping you is also a scourge!”

“N-No, I definitely will not be a scourge. No! No!!” You Fa was seized with terror and hastily prostrated. He kowtowed piously and swore, “Great aunt! My dear great aunt! I, You Fa, can swear to Heaven that I only want to eat, drink, and make merry in this life! I don’t want to deal with whatever mess in the You Clan at all! Spare me, please spare me!”

Qiao Mu looked expressionlessly at him.

You Fa hastily cupped his hands while kneeling on the ground. He shouted, “I, I swear! If anything I, You Fa, say is untrue, then, then let heavenly fire burn my body, let heavenly lightning possess my body, and, and let me die without a burial place!”

As he said this, he also looked fawningly toward Qiao Mu. “I, I can write an oath to prove that everything I say is truth! Don’t you say Miss, but I also hate that dad of mine. He is not an upright person! I don’t know where he ran off to with my younger brother after arriving in Divine Province! From that day forward, I haven’t recognized him as my dad!”

“Speaking of which, I am so wronged! My dad didn’t dote on me from when I was young. Even though I am from the You Clan, no one in the You Clan treated me as an equal!”

“Right now, I have completely no relations to the You Clan at all! All the rights and wrongs of the You Clan also have nothing to do with me!” You Fa pointed at the sky and the ground during his speech.

This words left everyone at at a loss for words. They did not know how to respond.

There were even people who could not help sniggering due to You Fa’s cowardly behavior.

In reality, You Fa did not lie. He was not as capable as his two brothers. He strolled through the pleasure quarters of the Middle Six Prefectures all year long, which brought You Batian shame. Not only did You Fa not treat the You Estate as his home, You Batian had also long stopped considering You Fa to be his son.

If not for this second son coincidentally grabbing onto his thigh that day, allowing the former to flee together with him from the You Estate, You Batian wouldn’t have bothered with this good-for-nothing when escaping.

He simply failed as a father!